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Cowgirl Demotivational Poster

TESTICLES - Cowgirls love 'em

TAGS: cowgirls testicles
Rating: 2.42/5

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culos - January 5, 2009, 7:36 am
Is this from experience??? So when exactly did you loose yours?
Scorpio7 - January 5, 2009, 7:29 am
This is indeed true. Cowgirls really do love testicles. With salt, pepper, and melted butter.

GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right

TAGS: gothic cowgirl funny boots wrong
Rating: 4.14/5

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MrDamage - March 6, 2013, 4:48 pm
The image proves the caption wrong :)



TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


TAGS: cowgirl rodeo
Rating: 4.84/5

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CloudchaserS - November 12, 2011, 12:01 am
She is easily a human version of furry artist Jeremy Bernal's cowgirl collie character Dawn. Warning, image googling Jeremy Bernal Dawn gets NSFW results

KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on

TAGS: wade phillips dallas cowgirls suck
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by clbryan

culos - November 9, 2010, 3:57 am
and your point is...???
440wakeup - November 9, 2010, 2:29 am
they denied my WADE-ifake "WADE PHILLIPS who couldn't coax a stripper to do a line of "METH"

Walk On The Wild Side -

TAGS: texas hell cowgirl rent
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 5, 2013, 10:47 pm
I was at Ft Sam Houston in San Antonio. Best days of my life... :)
rerun - August 5, 2013, 8:02 pm

As a Texan, I can confirm the ladies are indeed Hot, and the summer weather rivals hell.
Greybeard - August 4, 2013, 10:49 pm
You are correct sir however I was stationed in Texas years ago and believe me the ladies are "hot"....
Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:36 pm
The way I heard it was "I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell." attributed to General Philip Sheridan.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:35 am
Move over postaholics, the old man is back! Really good to see your stuff again, GB. Always good. Great accompaniments to morning coffee. Geeez, LG, Air, GB, Papa, Krickit, some others coming back….this place is gonna ROCK!
Greybeard - August 4, 2013, 9:52 am
Thank you. It's good to be back.
rerun - August 4, 2013, 9:37 am

Welcome back Greyberad, nice to see ya, and a 5L to boot

REVERSE COWGIRL - Please God...NO!!!

TAGS: oprah cowgirl
Rating: 3.06/5

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Fatt Matt - October 15, 2009, 2:38 pm
This is hilarious!!

Pump Up The Volume -


TAGS: vintage cowgirl photo humor
Rating: 4.89/5

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lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 6:25 am

At least!
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:42 am
Thinking all that drinking may of contributed to at least 5L of those kids :0
lgvernon - February 22, 2014, 1:32 pm

I live to serve.
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 1:27 pm
Hey, my head hurts, had to slit my wrists to clear my eyes up, something has set my sphincter ablaze, and a duck is following me. Gimmie this’n, vernon. No false humility. You know yer gud, I know yer gud. Now be a good cop and make another’n.
lgvernon - February 22, 2014, 1:13 pm

Well, I don't know about the profundity, but thank you, GO~~
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 12:49 pm
Yup. An lgv poster. Knew it. Profound.

Cowgirl logic -

TAGS: cowgirl pinup pun humor
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 12, 2017, 4:20 pm
Ahh ok I see. Thanks, guys! :D
lgvernon - January 12, 2017, 4:03 pm

This derives from the American Western Cowboy phrase, when herding cattle, which were often referred to as 'dogies'. Cowboys, as memorialized in song, often shouted, 'Git along, little dogies!' This pun is a play on words from that.
Reality Lord - January 12, 2017, 2:56 pm

a daschund is also known as a weiner dog. they tend to have long bodies. the popular version of this breed today is mini-daschund. you could describe it as "a long little doggie"
JesusWept - January 12, 2017, 1:47 pm
Ok, I give up. I don't get it :-o
concern3 - January 12, 2017, 7:27 am
Words, You gotta love this one. UP yours

...BAREBACK - Bless her soul!


TAGS: cowgirls
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 4:21 pm
The same thing can be said of CowBOYS...

Perverse Cowgirl -